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UzZi_GhOsTMaTa
Team XLink Spanish Moderator
Joined: 20 May 2007
Posts: 91
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:26 am |
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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the net
Not a packet was traveling, not even an apt-get;
The topics were set by admins with care,
in hopes that someone who cared would be there;
The idlers were all snug in their beds,
While visions of oc-48 lines danced in their heads;
And flamers on their PC's, and I on my mac,
Had just settled a long flame war and went to nap;
When on the server there arose such a clatter,
Admins sprang to their computers to see what was the matter.
Away to my monitor I flew like a flash,
Turned on the power and moved the mouse.
The new-fallen packets of data
Gave the luster of mid-day activity,
When what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a flood of CTCP packets and eight tiny spammers,
With intent to botnet old ladies and the lively and quick,
I knew in this moment that they must be random nicks
More rapid than wii shoppers they came,
and spammed their botnet irc server while the noob admin banned by name,
Banned, asdf1234! Banned, jkl;-988! Banned, titsrfun4758 and rofllamo5423!
Klined, frfdas4567! Glined, fgrti890! /kill, freuo49- an viagra4sale1245!
But I heard them exclaim in a flood of /part...
"Happy Idling to all, and to all a good-night!" |
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SgtLegend
TX Server Nerd
Joined: 27 Nov 2007
Posts: 5261
Location: Melbourne, AU
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:30 am |
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Lowbrassman04
Nintendo Specialist
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1889
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 4:35 am |
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rofl nice one merry christmas to all |
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CrunchBite
Team XLink Developer
Joined: 28 Nov 2007
Posts: 2338
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Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:53 pm |
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haha awesome |
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[DC][)ragonfire
Kai Spammer
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 1221
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 12:29 am |
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nice lol |
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Kai Lover
Joined: 23 Dec 2007
Posts: 911
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Thu Dec 25, 2008 1:39 am |
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The idlers were all snug in their beds,
While visions of oc-48 lines danced in their heads; |
i like that |
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