Riddle Dee Dum

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3hree|7even wrote:

catapult?

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Nope. Its more simple than you think Wink

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Lowbrassman04 wrote:

...Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?

They waited for the tide to go down then walked across?

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I think Halo-2 already got it... Smile

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MeanMF wrote:

I think Halo-2 already got it... Smile

I think your right m8. Very Happy

-I just read the Moses split the river bit before posting. Embarassed

lol

How about this for a riddle....

A cowboy rides into town on Tuesday and stays there for three days. However, he leaves on Monday.

How could that be?

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:09 am

his horse is named Monday

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kj05 wrote:

his horse is named Monday

Correct sir. Very Happy

-Should've posted a harder one. Wink

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TeXLink wrote:

-Gunslinger- wrote:

A true story: a white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape.
Where did this take place?

Question

my spidey sense tells me it's a chessboard

could be wrong tho, it is fuelled by ale Very Happy

TeXlink

Correct

You guys are good at this. Here is another.

A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu. The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter.

The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest!

Which 4 wise words did the Wise Man speak?

Question

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"Just spit roast her"

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A Wink

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"Use the same camel"

That'll screw the bastard

Posted: Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:04 pm

Heres a good one...
A man lives on the 75th floor of a 100 story apartment building, when its raining or he has someone with him in the elevator he can go all the way up if he wants. If its sunny and he has noone with him he can only go to the 20th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up. Why?

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He can't reach the 75 button... but if he has a friend, he can lift them up to do it - or if it's raining, he has an umbrella Very Happy

A

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TheDaddy wrote:

He can't reach the 75 button... but if he has a friend, he can lift them up to do it - or if it's raining, he has an umbrella Very Happy

A

Correct, he has an umbrella and presses the number with it if was raining

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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t wrote:

Lowbrassman04 wrote:

...Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river?

They waited for the tide to go down then walked across?

Nope

MeanMF wrote:

I think Halo-2 already got it... Smile

Nope

They walked across. The River was frozen

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Lowbrassman04 wrote:

Nope

They walked across. The River was frozen

thats what halo-2 said....

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[XNZ]BroKenMan wrote:

thats what halo-2 said....

That's what I said Halo-2 said. Laughing

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Halo-2 wrote:

moses split the river...lol

but the real answer is that it was winter and they walked across because it was frozen. yea its retarted but i heard taht riddle before

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Okay try this one.... Wink

A girl grows up having never met her uncle. One day when she is much older, she sees him in the supermarket, runs up to him and throws her arms around him and says, "Hi uncle!". Given that she has never met him before, has never seen his photograph and has never had him decribed to her, how did she know who he was?

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Halo-2 wrote:

moses split the river...lol

but the real answer is that it was winter and they walked across because it was frozen. yea its retarted but i heard taht riddle before

Oh sorry i didnt see that post.

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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t wrote:

A girl grows up having never met her uncle. One day when she is much older, she sees him in the supermarket, runs up to him and throws her arms around him and says, "Hi uncle!". Given that she has never met him before, has never seen his photograph and has never had him decribed to her, how did she know who he was?

Is it because he is working at the supermarket and has a name tag on?

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[MF]AmO wrote:

Is it because he is working at the supermarket and has a name tag on?

Nope, but nice try bruv. Wink