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Lowbrassman04
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Joined: 23 Jun 2004
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:34 am |
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3hree|7even wrote: |
catapult? |
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Nope. Its more simple than you think |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t
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Joined: 21 May 2004
Posts: 390
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:10 am |
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Lowbrassman04 wrote: |
...Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river? |
They waited for the tide to go down then walked across? |
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MeanMF
Team XLink Administrator
Joined: 11 Nov 2004
Posts: 5024
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:19 am |
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I think Halo-2 already got it... |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t
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Joined: 21 May 2004
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:20 am |
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MeanMF wrote: |
I think Halo-2 already got it... |
I think your right m8.
-I just read the Moses split the river bit before posting. lol
How about this for a riddle....
A cowboy rides into town on Tuesday and stays there for three days. However, he leaves on Monday.
How could that be? |
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kj05
Team XLink Moderator
Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Posts: 244
Location: USA - Ohio
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:09 am |
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his horse is named Monday |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t
Kai Admirer
Joined: 21 May 2004
Posts: 390
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:16 am |
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kj05 wrote: |
his horse is named Monday |
Correct sir.
-Should've posted a harder one. |
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-Gunslinger-
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Joined: 18 Jun 2004
Posts: 676
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 2:11 pm |
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TeXLink wrote: |
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A true story: a white horse jumped over a tower and landed on a priest, who immediately disappeared from the landscape.
Where did this take place?
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my spidey sense tells me it's a chessboard
could be wrong tho, it is fuelled by ale
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Correct
You guys are good at this. Here is another.
A long, long time ago, two Egyptian camel drivers were fighting for the hand of the daughter of the sheik of Abbudzjabbu. The sheik, who liked neither of these men to become the future husband of his daughter, came up with a clever plan: a race would determine who of the two men would be allowed to marry his daughter. And so the sheik organized a camel race. Both camel drivers had to travel from Cairo to Abbudzjabbu, and the one whose camel would arrive last in Abbudzjabbu, would be allowed to marry the sheik's daughter.
The two camel drivers, realizing that this could become a rather lengthy expedition, finally decided to consult the Wise Man of their village. Arrived there, they explained him the situation, upon which the Wise Man raised his cane and spoke four wise words. Relieved, the two camel drivers left his tent: they were ready for the contest!
Which 4 wise words did the Wise Man speak?
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TheDaddy
Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:31 pm |
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"Just spit roast her"
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crazyGibbon
Kai Regular
Joined: 20 Dec 2005
Posts: 105
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 4:55 pm |
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"Use the same camel"
That'll screw the bastard |
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Nirvanafan
Kai Regular
Joined: 05 Dec 2004
Posts: 111
Location: USA - Washington
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:04 pm |
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Heres a good one...
A man lives on the 75th floor of a 100 story apartment building, when its raining or he has someone with him in the elevator he can go all the way up if he wants. If its sunny and he has noone with him he can only go to the 20th floor and has to walk the rest of the way up. Why? |
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TheDaddy
Joined: 30 Jul 2006
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:42 pm |
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He can't reach the 75 button... but if he has a friend, he can lift them up to do it - or if it's raining, he has an umbrella
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taffman
Kai Beginner
Joined: 02 May 2005
Posts: 71
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:53 pm |
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TheDaddy wrote: |
He can't reach the 75 button... but if he has a friend, he can lift them up to do it - or if it's raining, he has an umbrella
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Correct, he has an umbrella and presses the number with it if was raining |
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Lowbrassman04
Nintendo Specialist
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
Posts: 1889
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:38 pm |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t wrote: |
Lowbrassman04 wrote: |
...Three kids from Bristol went for a walk. About a mile into the walk, they came to a deep, wide river. There was no bridge. They didn't have a boat or raft, or any materials to make one. None of them could swim.
How did they cross the river? |
They waited for the tide to go down then walked across? |
Nope
MeanMF wrote: |
I think Halo-2 already got it... |
Nope
They walked across. The River was frozen |
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BroKenMan-Redskull
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:49 pm |
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Lowbrassman04 wrote: |
Nope
They walked across. The River was frozen |
thats what halo-2 said.... |
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MeanMF
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 7:53 pm |
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[XNZ]BroKenMan wrote: |
thats what halo-2 said.... |
That's what I said Halo-2 said. |
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BroKenMan-Redskull
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:13 pm |
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Halo-2 wrote: |
moses split the river...lol
but the real answer is that it was winter and they walked across because it was frozen. yea its retarted but i heard taht riddle before |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t
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Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:58 pm |
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Okay try this one....
A girl grows up having never met her uncle. One day when she is much older, she sees him in the supermarket, runs up to him and throws her arms around him and says, "Hi uncle!". Given that she has never met him before, has never seen his photograph and has never had him decribed to her, how did she know who he was? |
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Lowbrassman04
Nintendo Specialist
Joined: 23 Jun 2004
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:49 am |
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Halo-2 wrote: |
moses split the river...lol
but the real answer is that it was winter and they walked across because it was frozen. yea its retarted but i heard taht riddle before |
Oh sorry i didnt see that post. |
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amadeus
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Joined: 21 May 2004
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 1:19 am |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t wrote: |
A girl grows up having never met her uncle. One day when she is much older, she sees him in the supermarket, runs up to him and throws her arms around him and says, "Hi uncle!". Given that she has never met him before, has never seen his photograph and has never had him decribed to her, how did she know who he was? |
Is it because he is working at the supermarket and has a name tag on? |
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[MF]Tr1pleThr34t
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Thu Jan 26, 2006 3:05 am |
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[MF]AmO wrote: |
Is it because he is working at the supermarket and has a name tag on? |
Nope, but nice try bruv. |
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